Christmas and Secret Santa’s go hand in hand, and this is one of the ways out office celebrates the festive season. But just imagine the surprise I got when my treat was a vibrator?
Buying Secret Santa’s is a super way to make sure everyone gets a gift, no-one spends over a certain amount of money, and no-one knows where the gift comes from. We always set a cap on cost, and everyone chooses a secret name out of the cap. The rules are that no-one can tell who they are buying a gift – someone got me a vibrator!
Sex toys are great fun, and more and more people are indulging themselves with these goodies.
Even though sex toys are great fun and I love my collection, I was much more intrigued by who might have thought I needed one. Or worse yet, who knew I collected them. My sexual proclivities are not something I share with colleagues, not even the girls in the office.
The worst bit was that when we got our gifts at the Christmas do, everyone encourages you to open yours and when I did, I was the only one to receive a vibrator. Some people got CD’s, books, vouchers and the receptionist even got a teddy bear, but no other sex toys, pills, potions, or novelties were evident.
I was so embarrassed, and didn’t I have to be standing next to my boss when I unwrapped this gift. The look he gave me made me feel as though I hade bought this for myself and wrapped it up. I am a red-head and I was blushing from the top of my head to the soles of my feet – I wanted to crawl up into a ball and die.
I tried to avoid a scene, because everyone was going "lets see", "let’s have a look", so I just laughed and made a joke about Santa having a sense of humor. Laughing I bundled it back into its paper and put it in my bag, thinking – out of sight, out of mind.
Not only did they want to see it, but they were all murmuring amongst themselves trying to figure out who bought it. Asking, "did you buy it" answering "not me, was it you?" All of them in absolute denial and amazement! To try and make light of it I interceded and said "oh you guys, it must have been Santa". To which everyone laughed and moved on to the bar.
Thank heavens they were leaving it alone, I had a reputation as the "quiet one", so I was hoping they believed someone had just pulled a prank. This is what I wanted to believe also, but how did someone know this was the next vibe I had set my sights on to add to my collection?
To this day we don’t know who bought it for me, but it was always being brought up and at Christmas this year, I had a whole crowd around me as I opened my Secret Santa. I didn’t want to open it, but it looked innocuous, like a DVD so I did, hoping it wasn’t porn.
I opened it and everyone could see it was a copy of the movie "Constantine" and immediately lost interest. But my heart was pounding, this was another item I was planning to add to my movie collection next, how did this person know? Quite honestly I was beginning to feel secretly stalked, instead of Secret Santa’d!!
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