Secret Santa’s are one of the ways our office has fun at Christmas time, but imagine the surprise I got when my Secret Santa turned out to be a vibrator?
A Secret Santa is the way our office gets together to buy each other gifts, with out knowing who it came from. We set a cap on the cost of between and or thereabouts and everyone chooses a name out of the hat. The rules are that we are not allowed to divulge who we picked, but who in hell got me a vibrator and why?
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I am particularly fond of my sex toys, I collect them, but this is a secret collection – no-one knows about them. Not my friends or my colleagues at work, or even any of the men I have dated.
The Secret Santa gifts are given out at the Christmas party and as we are teased into opening them, you can only imagine my surprise. No-one else got anything like it and not even a sexy novelty, a potion or lotion was present in any of the other folks presents, I was dead embarrassed about this sex toy.
The look on my bosses face was classic, the look on mine must have been better. I am a real blusher, being a natural red-head, and to be honest this was one time I wished I could have done the ostrich burying its head in the sand trick.
Of course everyone wanted to get a closer look, but I didn’t want too much of a scene, although this was actually too late. So I just bundled the vibrator back into the torn gift wrap and popped it into my handbag, however the damage was done.
But the speculation had started and everyone was giggling and whispering, trying to figure out who could have bought this. Trying to diffuse the situation only seemed to make them worse, and they were asking everyone if they had bought it for me, even the peopl! e who hadn’t seen it, so by now everyone knew.
My reputation was as a quiet, friendly intelligent and hard-working girl with a tendency to be anti-social. Now they all just though I was a dark horse, and I was a bit of a dark horse, as this was the exact model of vibrator I wanted to add to my collection next.
It is still a mystery who bought me the sex toy of my dreams as a Secret Santa, but the following year, I had a huge audience when it came to opening gifts time at the Christmas event.
I didn’t want to open it just in case, but it looked safe enough, so they egged me on and I opened it, hoping like hell it wasn’t porn. Fortunately it wasn’t, but the gift I got gave me the creeps even more. It was a DVD I had wanted for a long time and had not got around to buying. By now I was beginning to believe I had a secret stalker, not a Secret Santa!!
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